Here is a very confusing article about European Union politics which can be summed up in the following sentence: France hates anything that is not French. Apparently, and it is late in the day so I'm probably confused, France is worried that all the Poles are going to stream across the border and take jobs away from the French (Sort of how everyone in the US is like OMG THE MEXICANOS ARE TAKING OUR JERRRRRRRBS!!!!!!TACO!!!!!!!). This is crap because:
- The only job the French do is sit on their bony asses, smoke cigarettes and bitch about the United States in between croissant bites. You can easily do this in Poland.
- Poland does not border France so the Poles cannot stream across a border where one does not exist. I know there is no border because if there was, Crac and I would be making daily trips to France to eat.
So what is the deal? I dunno. The article is chock full of vicious threats like "{the}local mayor vowed publicly to send the former commissioner a list of unemployed French plumbers." Oh my GOD...the humanity.