After “Velobar” passed and we were stood there on the sidewalk basking in the glow of stupidity it had left in it’s wake, and American girl and a British man walked by.
The Brit says to the Yankee, “So what is Nebraska like? Is it big? Is it open?”
This causes Cracola to go a little bit insane.
“WHY DON’T YOU JUST ASK HER IF SHE WILL SLEEP WITH YOU?”
I pulled Cracola away from the scene but she wouldn’t let up.
“What kind of question is that? Big? Open? No Nebraska is small, and closed in. And it’s only open from 8:30 to 5 on weekdays.”
She stepped into a telephone box and shut herself in.
“Help! Help! I’m stuck in Nebraska! It is small and closed in! Oh help!”
LOL. Found this post on google while looking up air safety regulations. You and Crac have the most fun together.
Posted by: Ivan | December 19, 2007 at 01:53 AM