Anyone who knows Cracola knows that not only is she big and mean but that she will call anyone on the phone at anytime. One time, for a paper in school, she googled her topic and then called the first random lawyer who came up in Google and interviewed her.
So yesterday, Cracola was trying to see if she could change her departure flight out of this place. She is flying on LOT (Ha! Sucks to be her!) and then United. Being in Cracow, she calls LOT. They are unable to help her so they tell her to call United. Now our phones have trouble calling 1800 numbers (among others) in the United States and all it seemed United had was 1800 numbers. Pulling up the international access numbers did not reveal a local Polish number.
Cracola finally said, "To hell with this. I'm just calling one of these numbers."
Tune in Tokyo!
Of course, the whole thing is automated.
Automated Dude: Please say the name of your departure city.
Cracola: Cracow.
Automated Dude: Did you say New York, JFK?
Cracola: No, I said CRACOW.
Automated Dude: Please say the name of your departure city.
Cracola: Cracow.
Automated Dude: Did you say New York, JFK?
Cracola: No, I said CRACOW.
Automated Dude: Please say the name of your departure city.
Cracola: Cracow.
Automated Dude: Did you say New York, JFK?
Cracola: No, I said CRACOW.
Automated Dude: Please say the name of your departure city.
Cracola: Cracow.
Automated Dude: Did you say New York, JFK?
Cracola: NO I SAID CRACOW YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!
Needless to say, the flight did not get changed.
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